Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

What's the best thing about dark humor?

People don't take it lightly.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.