He didn't want people to see his tan lines.
The 2016 Olympics.
You know you can't but you really want to hit it.
Lack-toes intolerant
It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.
Because they always take things littorally
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
To get to 10.
Because he's a cross product.
Tan lines.
