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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why do people call their weed the Koran?

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse.

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F(x)

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.