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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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For people that don't want anything to drink

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They always want to play leap frog with him

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It's not like anyone calls it a "chicken-bird" sandwich.

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Outlaws are wanted people

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Because they always blow their trunks off!

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Get out of my son!

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.