What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

What do you call a pig on the Beach?

Bay-Con

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

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Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.