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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.