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Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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Get out of my son!

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Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.