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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching