He's got more money than cents
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.
Because they can't carry themselves
Because umbrellas can't walk.
Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.
Two cents
His property was Fur Elise
('He wanted cold hard cash!')
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed