What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents