What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something?

To me, to hoo.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.