What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.