What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer