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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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What did he name the second one?

Hose B

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

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What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir.