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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation