What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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How do you kiss a girl on Valentine's Day?

You use tulips.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something?

To me, to hoo.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.