What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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How do trees use the Internet?

They log on

When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Henry Viii Jokes More Henry Viii Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department