What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital?

It's the one who has knee pads on.

What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine?

A second line

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

Henry Viii Jokes More Henry Viii Jokes

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What vehicle does a baker drive?

A Winnebagel

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango