What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew