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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew