What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew