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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew