What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew