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What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What vehicle does a baker drive?

A Winnebagel

Khaki Jokes More Khaki Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki