Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"