Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.