Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

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When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.