Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Hairline Jokes More Hairline Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.