Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

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Why doesn't my hairline look good?

Barber: It's on the same old head.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.