Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder... Sorry

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!