Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o