Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!