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Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

Why do black cats never shave?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Who's there! Barber! Barber who?

Barberd wire!