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Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

How old do I look?

9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o