Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do engineers mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31=DEC 25

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!