Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

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What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o