What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!