What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"