What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What do wives and shingles have in common?

If you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.