Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

An Astronaut

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What kind of bee can't be understood?

A mumble bee!

What did one deodorant say to the other?

I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*