Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!