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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What did the astronaut get on his science project?

He received a T minus.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand metaphors?

Because they take everything, literally.

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.