Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What do you call an evil physicist?

Sinner of Gravity

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*