Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.