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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."