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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.