Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.