Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.