Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

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What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.