Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds
I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
They Swim-fast.
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
Because he left a residue at every pole.
How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!
Pi(e)
Inconceivable.
An illogical situation imagined by a child.