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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

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Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.