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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Cauchy Jokes More Cauchy Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

How easy is it to stroll along on pies?

Well, it's no cakewalk.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.