Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.