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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

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What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room