What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room