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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What's something that's true, real and lives in the dirty south?

A Trillbilly!

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.