What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

Why don't gypsies use condoms?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.