What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.