What part of the house does a ghost not...

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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What does a Native American Biologist live in?

ATP

Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

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Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

What part of the house does a ghost not use?