What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse?

The living room.