What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

How did Helen Keller get punished?

Her mom rearranged the living room