What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming?

Crackers always leave crumbs.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)