What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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What do you use to compare and contrast nordic cultures?

A Sven diagram!

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

How an Illuminati living in the Arctic is called?

An Igloominati

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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.