What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room