A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Because children inherit properties from their parents.
So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.
A Poptometrist!
An orderly system for living beyond your means.
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
Parents.
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
On the range!
Mousework!
He had no attachments.
Because he's a little prick!
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
