A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
They can both bring out the child from within.
Jose and Hose B
I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
To live in a motor home
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
He was just stalin for time
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 7 ate 9
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!
Adam up and tell me the total!
Sounds like he had already done the... time
They've never known what home is.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.
A. They were really put out.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
