A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car
Because it was on the house.
As developing children their knee grows.
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...
I'll live...
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Because 7 ate 9.
Down in the mouth!
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
A. They were really put out.
On the range!
Dubai fours
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
The baby can't carry the mother.
The Garden of Eden
