What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

Why did Rembrandt lose his house?

Because he was *Baroque*.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does Crazy Horse live?

In an unstable.

Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

Eden Jokes More Eden Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.