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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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How do you advertise a motor home?

A trailer

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home