Washed up.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Because they can only semi retire.
Bob.
To live in a motor home
They both plat no more.
He had a lot of cache.
I can't take it anymore!
Pat
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
They seem to just disappear.
Because it retired.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
A flew.
I don't knead you anymore.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
He became an ex-Terminator!
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
Early retirement
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
Fell through the cracks.
With a Ruff IRA.
With a Hoth IRA.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Mas cow.
He was making a scene!
Klondike Bars
Canta Plaus.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
He was undercover *!*
They do Yoda.
