Washed up.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Because they can only semi retire.
Bob.
To live in a motor home
They both plat no more.
He had a lot of cache.
I can't take it anymore!
Pat
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
They seem to just disappear.
Because it retired.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
A flew.
I don't knead you anymore.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
He became an ex-Terminator!
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Aftermath
The aftermath
Coconuts have hair
Roommates
They work it out with a pencil.
For drinking and deriving
The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
With a Ruff IRA.
He wanted to have some stage presents.
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
Fell through the cracks.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
