Washed up.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Because they can only semi retire.
Bob.
To live in a motor home
They both plat no more.
He had a lot of cache.
I can't take it anymore!
Pat
They seem to just disappear.
Because it retired.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
A flew.
I don't knead you anymore.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
He became an ex-Terminator!
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
A 401(K-9).
Collecting stocks and bonds.
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
He Apollo-gized.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
Hamster.
He was too far out, man.
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
Semi-retired.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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