Washed up.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Because they can only semi retire.
Bob.
To live in a motor home
They both plat no more.
He had a lot of cache.
I can't take it anymore!
Pat
They seem to just disappear.
Because it retired.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
A flew.
I don't knead you anymore.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
He became an ex-Terminator!
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
Bob
With a Hoth IRA.
Aftermath
Because only the top 1% can stay above water.
Because he stays low key
In their dadabase.
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
A pizza can feed a family.
Because he's a cross product.
It got hit by a truck
A log n truck.
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