Washed up.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Because they can only semi retire.
Bob.
To live in a motor home
They both plat no more.
He had a lot of cache.
I can't take it anymore!
Pat
They seem to just disappear.
Because it retired.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
The mythbusters and ghostbusters.
A flew.
I don't knead you anymore.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
He became an ex-Terminator!
The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.
Aftermath
Because it'll gobble up everything.
Unlimited twerky
He had a problem with his hamstring.
Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
Because they're bad conductors.
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
Shiitake mushrooms.
A telefern
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Jesus in a submarine.
