How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.