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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).