How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What phone networks do Jedi's use?

Yodafone

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath