What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet?

May the force e-with you.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun