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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Bugs Bunny!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.