What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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Why did the Nevada skunk cross the state border?

To follow the smell of legal dank skunk buds.

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.