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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing?

Skywalker Ranch.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

A force of habit

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.