What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.