What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?

He had to get a new goat!

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.