Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

What tastes good?

Popcorn.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!