What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

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What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress