What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What is Mario's favorite search browser?

YYYYAAAAHHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I will leave now)

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What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.