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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

Ence

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?

About three pounds, including the urn.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.