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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Who's there! Crewcut! Crewcut who?

Crewcut and I'm the only one left!

Why did the geologist's wife leave him?

He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor