What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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Good buy.

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When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

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