What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress