What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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Why did the railroad thief get caught?

He forgot to cover his tracks! im

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.