Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

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Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day.

Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks?

It was a comma dating.

Low Key Jokes More Low Key Jokes

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Tuba Jokes More Tuba Jokes

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!