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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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Why couldn't the Tuba player get a date?

He was too low key.

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.