Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross