Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!