Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

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A coup.

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

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He shellabrates!

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Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!