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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!

Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!