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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally-ban

Why are birthday's good for you?

Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!