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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Happy Holidays Fun!

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What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

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Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.