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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.