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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments