What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

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Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.