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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

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Im Stoned

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I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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By putting flowers on the grave

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Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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I am going to make the bedrock.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.