What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.