What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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Rock and Heavy Metal

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Var celebration = "Hip", "Hip";

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)!!!

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

Where do geologists go for entertainment?

Rock concerts.*

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments