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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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What do you call a witch that goes to the beach?

Sandwich(sandwitch) -my nephew

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments