What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.