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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments