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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments