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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.