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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

How do French thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the obtuse triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90 degrees.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.