What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?

Because they both have "Sandy claws"!

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

Sediment Jokes More Sediment Jokes

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.