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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!