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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.