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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.