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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

Polar-oids

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick