What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick