What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.