What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.