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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it