Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What are you?

Broke.

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice