Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What makes you so sure?

N"He is a penguin."

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating