Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

It lives on ice!

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.