Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE