Ice Jokes

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a triathlete and biathlete?

A triathlete doesn't go both ways.

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Scope Jokes More Scope Jokes

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Ice Jokes

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

What is a terrorists favourite dessert?

What does Batman take with his drinks?

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

What did water say when ice farted?

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

What do you say to a fig on ice?

What does Batman get in his drink?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

What does Batman take in his whiskey?

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

What did the judge order in his whiskey?

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

What does Batman put in his beverages?

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common?

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

What can I get you today?

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Your Age Is Only Math

What will you be having to drink?

What does Batman take in his beverages?

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

What drink can I get you?

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

What does Batman put in his drink?

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

Who's driving?

How does Batman order his iced water?

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

What do magistrates have with their water?

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

What does Batman add to his tea?

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

What can I get you?

What kind of money do snowmen use?

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

Why are penguins socially awkward?

What will you be drinking?

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

What are you looking for!?

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

What color is ice?

Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

How old do I look?

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

How much does the average introvert weigh?

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?