What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.