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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.