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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.