Martini Jokes

What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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