They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
Martini
It hurts, but olive.
Taken, not stirred.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.
On the rocks.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
I prefer both of them shaken
They are always having something get taken.
Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.
Because it would
Nothing, it's just a brick, what's wrong with you.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
Shaven, not furred
Poison by Christian Dior!
I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
Houdini.
Rotini!
The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.
It lives on ice!
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
Snoop Dogg
