Martini
It hurts, but olive.
Taken, not stirred.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.
On the rocks.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Slip not.
Olive 'em!
Olive them
They are always having something get taken.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
With Barnacles (bar nickels)
A snooker table
It was a soft drink.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
He uses the finest ingredients.
