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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?

They are always having something get taken.