How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?

They are always having something get taken.