How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?

They are always having something get taken.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.