How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

How is Liam Neeson and an ionic bond alike?

They are always having something get taken.