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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)