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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)