How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)