How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.