What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.