What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.