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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

To the bat cave!

What's the best part of a woman?

Between 18 and 24 yrs

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

What's the difference between smoking weed and burning the koran?

If you burn the koran, you can only get stoned once.

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.