What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

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How are women and rocks alike?

You skip across the flat ones.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.