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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Flat One Jokes More Flat One Jokes

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.