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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

Nophiltrum

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip