What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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Who's there! Craig! Craig who?

Craig in the wall!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

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How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip