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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How are Princess Diana and Pink Floyd alike?

Their last big hit was The Wall.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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How Do You Make A Blind Man Angry?

Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip