What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.