What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.