What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.