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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

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Why did the hen fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.