Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.