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Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

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Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

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What came first, the hen or the egg?

The rooster.)

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.