Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

What appears over black man's head when he has an idea?

A fried Chicken leg

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.