Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

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What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.