Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...