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What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why was the chicken happy?

Everything was eggcellent.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!