What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

What name is given to the most chickens?

PEGGy

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!