What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air?

Because eggs were going up!

Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.