What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Coop-cakes!

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course