What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

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What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!