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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in it's eye?

Chicken caesar salad.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!