The Rooster
Chickenstocks
Chicken Caesar Salad
Becuase his peckers on his head
To show he wasn't a chicken.
The rooster clucks defiance.
A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
Boneless chicken.
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
An alarm cluck!
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
He got clucky.
Cook-a-doodle-do!
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
Their peckers are on their heads.
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
For hentertainment!
A lot of good yolks!
A wake-up call!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
He was chicken!
A rooster!
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody
What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night
Man, wall mounts are awesome.
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
Denim denim denim.....
Uncles
An egg in a duck.
Because they crack under pressure.
It turns out, it's not very hard at all
Ubisoft
Because when they're born they get laid.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.
I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"
Because she had no arms
