The Rooster
Chickenstocks
Chicken Caesar Salad
Becuase his peckers on his head
To show he wasn't a chicken.
The rooster clucks defiance.
He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.
A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.
Boneless chicken.
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster
An alarm cluck!
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
He got clucky.
Cook-a-doodle-do!
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
Their peckers are on their heads.
The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.
For hentertainment!
Caucasian
A lot of good yolks!
A wake-up call!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
He was chicken!
A rooster!
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Lice. Lice, maybe.
Boneless chicken
Easter
Because they crack under pressure.
Law suits!
You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.
I can't feel my face when i'm with you
I forgot to wet the soap.
A wash and wear wolf
She was wearing no turn on red.:
