Rooster Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land?

Sir Ender

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What do call an old man that asks questions?

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