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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

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What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

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Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

How many sides does a Pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams