Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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What do you call an Italian reggae enthusiast?

A pastafarian

Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin?

Because he's aloof-a

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How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?

Because he is boring.