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Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

One can... "Get Hard"

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What is yellow and lives off beetles?

Yoko Ono

What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

Steel Beam Jokes More Steel Beam Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How do reptilians melt steel beams?

Thermite.