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Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

One can... "Get Hard"

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Ferrell Jokes More Ferrell Jokes

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

One can... "Get Hard"

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Boneless Chicken Jokes More Boneless Chicken Jokes

What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction?

Boneless chicken.

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.