How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What is the computer's favorite food?

Microchips.