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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

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Why did the UK's BBFC ban facesitting?

They're big fans of teabagging.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

What does a proud computer call his little son?

A microchip off the old block.