How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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What does a proud computer call his little son?

A microchip off the old block.

How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.