How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy