Don't worry, he'll tell you
I can't pair wines like this.
His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Because loves digging up the past.
European.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
