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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich