What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.