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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

When is the only time you're not American?

When European.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)