What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!