What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich