Pee Jokes

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

I Love Pizza & You

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

What did the poop said to the other poop?

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

Why did the model pee herself?

Birthday State of Mind

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Why's the couch smell like pee?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What happens if the baby pees?

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

Why bother drinking water?

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

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