Because her pee is silent.
It's Gonna be Pee
Wizz Air
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Urea!
Urine big trouble...
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
Urine
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!
Because the pee is silent.
I may be a two but your an eight..
Urine-nation!
You're an eight.
They only have one Tinkie-Winkie
Nothing, the pee is silent
Urine luck
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...
She was all dressed up with no place to go!
Urine angel.
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Because the p is silent.
It's Gonna Be Pee
Because P is silent.
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Me: I peed my pants.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
She peed her pants (read out loud)
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
Pee in a cup.
He replied......It's hard
Because they pee on poles.
Because its natural log is 1.
It was peed off.
Speak now or forever hold your pee!
European.
You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.
Urine trouble!
A seasoned veteran.
Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
Because n always has to be the center of attention.
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
Just ice
Polaroids
At the I pee address.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
Peas, man.
For disturbing the peas!
They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
Moo Zealand!
Germany. German children are kinder.
Alaska
