Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

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What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

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What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log