Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log