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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

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What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill