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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

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Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.