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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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Jose and Hose B

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Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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A natural log.

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Natural logs.

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She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.