Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)