Natural Log Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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Natural log

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I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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20 after 1.

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Loo-Loo!

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Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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