Natural Log Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What do organic mathematicians put in their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

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1 sleep until Christmas.

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239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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A natural log

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Natural log

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.