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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

When you ask her "Have you ever read Shakespeare?

And she answers "No, who wrote it ".... Keep moving.

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What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper?

The kind that has multi ply's.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper