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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.