Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
Because women are always right.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.
His alibi.
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."
4 ducks-because they are in a row.
A clean sheet.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
A swipe and wipe.
Their response Flexicution
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
