What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.