What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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How does a cougar obtain the perfect tan?

She uses a perfect son.

What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "