How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

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Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.