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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.