What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Why are Australians so well balanced?

They have a chip on both shoulders.

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How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.