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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

What do you do with a wombat?

You play wom with it.

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How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

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What is a Muslim baby's first word?

Revenge!

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How many people can ride on a bird?

Toucan.