What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Revenge Jokes More Revenge Jokes

What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.