What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan