What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.