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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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What to Russian Zombie Athletes want?

GAINZZZZZZ

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With it's sparrowchute!

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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Why did Luke Skywalker bluff in a game of poker?

He heard Obi-Wan in his head saying Out, I shall let myself.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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What is the Revenant about?

The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.