What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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Who's there! Blair! Blair who?

Blair play!

What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

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Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

How does a blond, get revenge on her blond boyfriend?

She paints a target icon around the outlet.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan