What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What was Lenin's favourite film?

Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!